Finally did it. After weeks of confusion and reading about how to record a guitar I finally did it with a help of kickass Radioshack employee who made life simple with 2 adapters.....
I had questions and they had answers.
cost me $6.56 but gave me a whole lot of happiness.....I could cry right now...but I won't.
The acoustic records fine without an amp (though a little low on volume) but the electric's signal is almost nil without an amp.
I'll have to bother the whore for his cables....you hear me you whore
ALL YOU CABLES ARE BELONG TO US.....